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Who doesn't love Deidara? He's the crazy, self-absorbed, bloodthirsty artist that lives in all of us
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your comic tis very very funny...keep up the great work!
ooooo i feel sorry for them...
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It is an artist, and fingers that will never catch the vision." -Neil Gaiman.
And then, the wacky chasing music starts.
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My flame-throwing, acid-spitting, whale-eating monkey-cat-dinosaur shall be named Mr. Snuggles!
I'll stop writing when they finally chop my hands off!...yeah, you heard me!
...CRACK POCKET
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OH BABY HERE COMES THE SOUND
Give Em Hell Kid!
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Spin up the Super Spiral Engines! As soon as they're all aboard, Super Teleport into deep space! We're representing Earth out there... Put some spirit into it!
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"staring contests are the new default."
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I before E except after C and when sounding like 'A' and in 'Neighbor' and 'Weigh' and during weekends and holidays and the month of May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! -Brian Regan
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Me: HEY! The funniest thing happened in chemistry today--
Katie: PLEASE don't tell me my brother did something dumb...
Me: Yeah, he did. How did you know?
Katie: -sighs- Just a feeling.
Still as bad as fan girls, if not worse
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chu~
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